I’ve seen things L.A. Noire wouldn’t believe.

Seriously, this is why I was not interested in L.A. Noire.

For the more traditional people who write about games to pick up cute girls, their first PC gaming experience will be Atari 2600s, Commodore 64s and Amigas. For me it was when my parents bought a bog standard Packard Bell PC which for some baffling reason came bundled with Fallout and Blade Runner.

I couldn’t get past the first rats in Fallout so my first PC game is Westwood’s 1997 Blade Runner.

I didn’t get that far either. Though this was the game to teach me the 3 Ps of point-and-click adventure games: Pixel hunting, Permutations and Psychological profiling.

Guess what gem I found when I went home for Christmas?

So I invite you to join me on my playthrough of Blade Runner on the Split Screen Youtube Theatricube. That’s our Youtube page. I’m hoping an elaborate name will incentivise you to subscribe to our Youtube Theatricube.

We’re doing more video content and the half-dozen Youtube subscribers does not reflect the literal hundreds of you who read our site.

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Thank you kindly and enjoy.

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