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Orcs Must Die!

  • Alan
  • 21 October 2011

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Dungeons and drag-outs.

Into the valley of death stomped the six hundred, blade walls to the left of them, tar pits to the right of them bubbled and thundered. Theirs not to make reply, theirs not to reason why, theirs but to die and die and die. The titular antagonists of Orcs Must Die are the Charge of the Dark Brigade, funnelled down gauntlets of arrow traps and exploding barrels, dying in vain.

Read the full review on Strategy Informer!

 


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The Northern Irish one. Sonic the Hedgehog apologist.

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