Split Screen
  • The Best Of Us
  • Words
  • Videos
  • Podcasts
  • Infographics
  • About
  • Bonus Round
    • Cast Iron
    • Five out of Ten
Recent Posts
  • Emesis Blue
  • Repair Club: Xbox clock capacitor
  • Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune
  • Repair Club: DualShock 3
  • Alan’s Favourite Music of 2024
Tags
adiosFamous A Double Fine Trilogy Adventure Games Alan's Yearly Music Writeups Alone in the dark apple Assassin's Creed Books Call of Duty cast-iron Christmas Dead _______ Fable Fallout Five out of Ten Football Manager Diaries Forza Games I've Made iPads and iPhones Killing ______ Never Gets Old Let’s Play Life Mass Effect Meta MetaCritique Movies & TV Music Nintendo Operating Systems Passwords and Security Pile of Shame Podcasts Reality Check Repair-club Retrocity Sea of Thieves sega Shmups Sonic the Hedgehog Tapped out Team Fortress 2 Telltale Games The Best of Us The Screenies ______ Versus ______
Split Screen
Split Screen
  • The Best Of Us
  • Words
  • Videos
  • Podcasts
  • Infographics
  • About
  • Bonus Round
    • Cast Iron
    • Five out of Ten
orcs-banner

Orcs Must Die!

  • Alan
  • 21 October 2011

orcs-banner

Dungeons and drag-outs.

Into the valley of death stomped the six hundred, blade walls to the left of them, tar pits to the right of them bubbled and thundered. Theirs not to make reply, theirs not to reason why, theirs but to die and die and die. The titular antagonists of Orcs Must Die are the Charge of the Dark Brigade, funnelled down gauntlets of arrow traps and exploding barrels, dying in vain.

Read the full review on Strategy Informer!

 


Alan

The Northern Irish one. Sonic the Hedgehog apologist.

Posts You May Enjoy
Read

Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune

  • Alan
  • 4 February 2025
Read

The Screenies: Eternal

  • Alan and Craig
  • 17 December 2024
Read

Delta

  • Alan
  • 21 April 2024
Read

The Typing of the Dead

  • Alan
  • 14 April 2024
Split Screen
By Alan Williamson & Craig Wilson

Input your search keywords and press Enter.